hi, i'm carmen.

Thank you for stopping by!

I'm a digital, brand, and media marketer by trade. I specialize in digital media, social media, brand strategy, and corporate content marketing. In other words, I do online internet things.

I’ve also reincarnated into a sports media professional with a focus on baseball. In a nutshell, I am a content creator, sports personality, writer, and reporter.

My current gigs in sports include:

Co-Host - Summer Sunday: Giants Pre/Post Game on NBC Sports Bay Area

My previous gigs include;

Writer and Social Media Manager for McCovey Chronicles
On-air Personality / Producer for Marty Lurie on KNBR 680 (Pre/Post Giants games)
Co-Host of Triples Alley (Giants postgame) on NBC Sports Bay Area
Co-Creator and Co-Host of the Mid-Inning Relief Podcast

Meow.

Oh. You also wanted to know about my cats? Okay, no problem.

this is clayton.

He is an red tabby Scottish fold. He is named after John Clayton Mayer.

Likes:

Sunning himself, licking the shower curtain liner, watching bird videos on YouTube, Gerber chicken flavored baby food, aggressive love

Dislikes:

The vacuum, being told what to do, the dreaded “carrier”

Motto:

My body, my choice.

this is waffles.

Unfortunately, Waffles has crossed over the Rainbow Bridge. She was a rescue from the streets of Brooklyn. She was named after her waffle-y face. What she lacked in smarts she made up in cuddling skills.

Likes:

Laser pointers, carbs (actually just food in general), being as physically close to you as possible, the simpler things in life.

Dislikes:

Loud noises, strangers, things that scare her (i.e. literally everything)

Motto:

Please just love me.

Bork!

Yes, I also own a pupperoni.

this is ponzu.

She is a cavapoo with boundless energy. I believe she has reincarnated from the spirit of Waffles.

Likes:

An egg-shaped toy that is the source of her demon-like energy, human-food (obvs), kissing everyone and everything, bringing joy into the world through volunteering as an animal assisted therapy dog with the SF SPCA

Dislikes:

Rules, the blow dryer, squirrels that disrespect her home, being left alone for more than 30 seconds

Motto:

I dare you not to like me